The newest owner to join the historic FFFL is none other than "Swanny" Swanson.
Swanny was nominated to join the FFFL by Saber, so we can probably surmise the following:
- He has a weird obsession with the University of Michigan and will probably become physically aroused when he hears the name, "Tom Brady"
- He'll spend whatever it takes to acquire Tony Gonzalez
- He'll have bad gas
That should be enough info for now.
Please join me in welcoming Mr. Swanson to our league.
Thank you for the introduction. I do want to clarify a few things....
ReplyDeleteFirst, I do in fact have bad gas. Could be all those salisbury steak meals....the doctors are still puzzled by my intestinal condition. Maybe it was something in the Cokato water?
Secondly.....anyone who doesn't get aroused by the thought of Tom Brady is a liar! I completely understand Saber's man crush and I don't think it makes him gay........it's his late night trips to "the Saloon" that makes him gay!
I want to announce the newest team name "The Moorhead Please".