Boogie's Week 5 Rankings

1. Moorehead Please (4 - 1)
The Juggernaut just keeps on rolling. Are the rest of us simply playing for 2nd place?

2. Brooklyn Bombers (4 - 1)
Is the Brooklyn Bridge on the verge of falling down? The Bombers put up only 80 points in Week 4, and this week they have a tough game against...the Dewey Decimals? Oh, never mind. All is well in Brooklyn.

3. Savannah Whites (3 - 2)
I stand corrected, Coach Kav. Playing against my squad is like having a bye week.

4. Macon Love (3 - 2)
Insiders keep whispering that all of this wedding planning is starting to distract Big B. We'll know a lot more after this week's big showdown with Crotch Lake.

5. Crotch Lake Crumbs (2 - 3)
No one should want to play Fryxell's squad right now. Warner, Turner, and Roddy all seem to be hitting their strides.

6. Pampalo Runners (2 - 3)
B Jones team is a butterface. When you look at his squad, you start to get a bit excited, but then once you get a full look, you ultimately end up wincing.

7. Cripple Creek CCDs (2 - 3)
If only the League awarded points for hyphenated last names (Jones-Drew and Sims-Walker).

8. Earth Wind and Fire (2 - 3)
Will the alien who has abducted Anquan Boldin please return him to the Arizona Cardinals? Thanks.

9. Dewey Decimals (2 - 3)
If you're listening at home kids, pay attention: do not become a co-commissioner of the FFFL. If you do, your team will suck.

10. Needmore Action (1 - 4)
Willey's squad is entering "must win" territory, which is not exactly where you want to be on the eve of a match-up with Moorehead. Just to prove how bizarre fantasy football is, I'm predicting that Willey beats Swanny this weekend. You heard it here first.