Boogie's Pre-Season Rankings

1. Savannah Whites
Peyton, AP, and TO form the best three-headed monster in the league. Kav’s squad should be tough.

2. Brooklyn Bombers
Moss & Andre Johnson anchor the best WR corps in the league. If LT regains his 2007 form, Saber's team may be unbeatable.

3. Cripple Creek Chili-Covered Donuts
Brady, MJD, and Steve Smith are an intimidating 1-2-3 punch. Can Portis stay healthy?

4. Needmore Action
Fitzgerald and Wayne make Willey’s receiving corps a close second to Saber’s. But will Favre and Westbrook hold up for an entire season?

5. Crotch Lake Crumbs
A lot of potential, but a lot of risks. Will Warner repeat his 2008 season or retire midseason? Will Pierre Thomas become a household name, or Reggie Bush's backup?

6. Macon Love
Is Matt Ryan legit or not? Calvin Johnson is posed for a breakout year, but will Big B’s RBs(Jacobs & Johnson) breakout or breakdown?

7. Earth Wind and Fire
DeAngelo Williams will have to carry this squad, and Bolden and Ochocinco will have to stay out of trouble.

8. Dewey Decimals
TP could probably crack his own starting line-up as a WR. The decimals need Stephen Jackson to have a monster year.

9. Pampalo Runners
A team built around Frank Gore? That’s gory!

10. Moorehead Please
With starting running backs Bush & Barber, maybe Swanny should open up a pubic-hair grooming business? This squad will need some beginner’s luck.