Boogie's Week One Rankings

After each ranking, there will be the team's record, its previous ranking from the week before, as well as a +, = or - to indicate if the team's ranking increased, stayed the same or decreased. Without further ado...

1. Savannah Whites 1 - 0 (1) =
AP may or may not be human. Kav's squad put up the most points and maintained its #1 ranking.

2. Macon Love 1 - 0 (6) +
By putting up 94 points, the defending champs jumped four spots in the rankings and sent a message to the rest of the league: Love hurts.

3. Cripple Creek Chili-Covered Donuts 1 - 0 (3) =
Guess who's back? Back again? Brady's back. Back again.

4. Dewey Decimals 1 - 0 (8) +
If Drew Brees averages 41 points per week, two things will happen: (1) TP's team will probably make the playoffs, and (2) monkeys will fly out of my butt.

5. Brooklyn Bombers 1 - 0 (2) -
Normally they say "a win is a win," but I'm not sure if that still applies when it's a victory over Moorehead.

6. Needmore Action 0 -1 (4) -
Willey's team needs a lot more than just Action. How about a QB that puts up more than 9 points?

7. Crotch Lake Crumbs 0 - 1 (5) -
This squad may want to change its name to the Crotch Lake Crabs. Was Fryxell wasted during the auction?

8. Earth Wind and Fire 0 - 1 (7) -
Chad Ochocinco should change his name to Chad Ochostinko. This team should consider making wholesale changes, starting with its owner.

9. Moorehead Please 0 -1 (10) +
This team only put up 68 points in Week 1 and yet somehow climbed up in the rankings? How is that even possible? Oh, that's right...

10. Pampalo Runners 0 - 1 (9) -
"They are who we thought they were!" - Denny Green