Boogie's Week 2 Newsletter

TP & I will be alternating who publishes the newsletter every other week. This week's newsletter will include "Players of the Week" and "Players of the Weak." Look for Boogie's Week 2 Rankings to be released on Friday.

Players of the Week

QB - Matt Schaub (33 points)

Matt Schaub is on a MISSION. A mission to crack Swanny's starting line-up, that is.

RB - Chris Johnson (45 points)

If week 2 was an orgy, Chris Johnson played the role of Wilt Chamberlain.

WR - Andre Johnson (26 points)

On a related note, Saber was spotted on Monday morning walking around Lake Calhoun wearing a t-shirt that read: "My Johnson is Bigger Than Your's."

TE - Kellen Winslow (15 points)

Kellen Winslows is also on a MISSION. A mission to crack Swanny's starting line-up, that is.

K - Nate Kaeding (14 points)

In addition to racking up 14 points, he did something else extremely impressive: he actually cracked Swanny's starting line-up!

This just in: 3 of the 5 Players of the Week were on Swanny's squad. That may be a record.

This also just in: 2 of them were on his bench. That's definitely a record.

Players of the Weak

QB - Tom Brady (10 points)
In Tom's defense, if I went to bed every night with this girl, I might be a bit fatigued on gameday as well.

RB - Brandon Jacobs (5 points)
No word yet if Jacobs was shot in the leg by Plaxico Burress right before kick-off, but all signs seem to indicate that he was.


WR - Roy Williams (1 points)
The other Roy Williams would have been a better start by TP. And when I say "the other Roy Williams," I'm not talking about the Bengals' safety. I'm talking about North Carolina's basketball coach.


TE - Benjamin Watson (2 points)
If week two was in fact an orgy, Ben Watson played the role of this guy.







K - Robbie Gould (5 points)
Few people know that "Robbie" is actually short for "Roberta."