Week One Review

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Washington DC--So much has changed since we all were in a room together in the party room overlooking the city of Minneapolis. Where to even begin? The "You Lie" comment, Michigan upsets N.D. (not that beating ND is a true upset over-rate once again), Kayne West steals Taylor Swifts virginity, Big B picked out his light blue tux and got a bright orange one for Boogie. Swanny has already begun to prepare for next years auction. B. Jones has run in 14 marathons. With all this changing in the world somethings still stay the same. CCD still has a terrible slice, Fryx still has his porn, B. Jones is still losing, Willey is still mad at Big B for his attacking emails, Kav still has his assless chaps, Saber still has a crush on Ande Williams and Tom Brady still has huge balls. I know I sat and watched the better part of 10 hours of football this weekend, it was great it was glorious I can't even wait for week 2...Below are the players of the week and a game by game analysis.

Players of the Week:
QB- Drew Brees 41 pts (Decimals)-Against the Lions you would expect more than 6, but you take what you can get. (Side Note Romo Decimals back up was No. 2 in QB points, Trade bait!!!)

RB- A.P. 37 pts (Whites)-Thank God the Vikes got Favre, no way A.P. would of made any of those huge runs unless the defense was so focused of Favre...

RB- Thomas Jones- 22 pts (MP) Never thought he would be up there, but if he can keep this up...Swanny could be a contender...Just kidding...

WR Reggie Wayne 22 pts (Action) Consistant as any reciever in the league. This guy is as consistant as Big B dating someone half his age.

WR Patrick Crayton 19 pts (EWF) The 2nd best reciever in the league and the No. 1 reciever that was on someone's bench...Ouch that kind of stings.

WR Randy Moss 14 pts (BRKLYN) Yeah I know he didn't have the most points, but he had 141 recieving yards...And they were double-teaming him all night long...I wanted to use the word double team...

TE Ben Watson 19 pts (FREE AGENT) Enough Said.

K Who give the "F" about the best kicker of the week.

Here is your Game by Game Analysis:


Runners (62) vs Whites (99)- Well this should be no surprise to anyone really. We all know the B. Jones is the guy you want to play every week, once again putting up the least number of points in the league. Let's not let B. Jones short cummings overshadow the way the Whites played during week one. Balanced attack with the Best Running back in the league will get you a victory every time. If AP stays healthy the White will be hard to beat.

Macon Love (94) vs Crumbs (75)--Basically this is the match-up I love to follow. I can just picture Fryx's face as he realize that the Love's TE has chalked up 21 pts. His face gets all red, he screams, he paces around the room not wanting to go to his porn stash that he promised to throw away, but it is the only thing that Fryx can find comfort in...It is his last resort, he goes in...And speaking of going in and out...Macon put up another balanced attack, I don't believe he will be putting up numbers like this all year. So everyone can just relax a little.

Moorhead (68) vs Bombers (86)--First off let me re-welcome Swanny to the League! Also, with the team that you put out on the field last weekend...You should also be very welcoming to the fact that the only team you might beat is the Runners! Your 3 recievers put up a whopping 13 pts. I am sure you could trade for some half way decent wideouts, but I don't think anyone would want any of your other guys either. As for the Bombers there only highlight was that Flacco put up 28 pts. 3rd best among QB's...You can expect Saber's team to put up around 60 pts from here on out!

CCD (92) vs EWF (71)--Well as much as I hate to rip on a fellow Commish. Boogie What happened? Is the only thing that I can think of asking. If it wasn't for D. Jackson punt return your WR crew would of put up less points than Swanny's...CCD as for your crew..Impressive..Brady came through in the end for you not that you really needed it, but we know it made you feel like he did it for you...

Decimals (90) vs Action (83)--My wife put it best...You better not lose when your QB puts up 41 pts...The upside is that he didn't have more than half of my teams pts...The downside is he almost had half of the Decimals pts (4 pts til half)...As for the Action they just need a punky QB and they will be contenders this year...Hopefully the other teams don't get lucky...

See you in week 2