Boogie's Week 2 Rankings

1. Savannah Whites 2 - 0 (1) =

Rumor has it that Kav was seen shopping for a new pair of pants that would go well with a green jacket. In other words, the Whites are getting a bit cocky.


2. Macon Love 2 - 0 (2) =

The Love found a way to win, and his name was Chris Johnson. But with five players currently listed on the injury report, is Macon's ride about to come to an end?

3. Dewey Decimals 2 - 0 (4) +

TP should seriously consider changing his team's name to Drewey Decimals. This squad is a one-trick pony...but the pony just so happens to be an over sized Clydesdale.

4. Earth Wind and Fire 1 - 1 (8) +

After scoring only 71 points in Week 1, EWF exploded for 110 points in Week 2. Which team will show up in Week 3?

5. Moorehead Please 1 -1 (9) +

Speaking of exploding, Swanny's team put up 68 points in Week 1 and 112 points in Week 2! This recent development has owners across the league scanning their schedule and saying something they never thought they would: "I don't want Moorehead."

6. Brooklyn Bombers 1 - 1 (5) -

When something named Chansi Stuckey is in your starting line-up, there's a problem. Bombers fans are starting to speculate that these questionable transactions indicate that their owner may be "drunk on love."

7. Cripple Creek Chili-Covered Donuts 1 - 1 (3) -

CCD's team played like someone filled their Gatorade jugs with chili. On a related note, CCD just got mildly aroused while reading that last sentence.

8. Crotch Lake Crumbs 0 - 2 (7) -

Random thought: When Roddy and LenDale White take their families out to dinner, is it weird for them to stand up and follow when the hostess says, "White family of four, your table is now ready."

9. Pampalo Runners 0 - 2 (10) +

B Jones's WRs combined for 5 points in Week 2. Does anyone know if Greg Jennings is still on the Packers roster?

10. Needmore Action 0 -2 (6) -

How does a team with Fitzgerald and Wayne at WR end up being ranked #10? Two words: Matt Forte.