Week Three in Review

So once again Hans Olson can open his bottle of Champagne for another year…There will be no teams that go undefeated this year! After a week of big numbers and well lets say not such big numbers (ahhhhummm Big B). The league is balancing out. Our newcomer SwannyMcSwanerson has put together a nice two game win streak and is back on track to show the league that his team is for real. On the other hand Willey’s team is hurting…An 0-3 start can they make a run at the playoffs??? Here is Week 3 Game by Game Analysis

Macon Love vs Pampalo Runners: The runners were off running last week went they sent Macon looking for some love…Even with his best player having no points and one of his receivers also having no points, the runners ran all over Macon and its quest for Love. Macon was so over matched if Pampalo would of started there bench against Macon they would of lost by just two points…Is this a fluke or the real deal. I think Big B was to focused on his wedding rehearsal..I am not sure I agree with the blue cap though Big B…but she is hot!!!

Savannah Whites vs CCD (76-93) CCD came out firing with 3 TD’s by Jones Drew, but lets not lets this fool anybody…Even though CCD is 2-1 his teams has some real issues with his receiving core. Will the real Steve Smith please stand up..3 pts on a Monday night game…He is hurting and needs to make a trade or something…As for the Whites if AP has a bad game, they will lose, if AP has a good game they will win…They live and die with AP…

Crumbs vs Action (94-82) Even with a point spread of 72, the Crumbs decided to make a statement and out perform the Vegas odds…The Crumbs had a solid attack putting up good numbers all around…They may need to look at their receiving core also, but none the less a very solid week for the cumbs…Needmore Action needs a lot more than just action they need a win, some halfway decent players and for their players to start playing…Needmore has to of the first round bust in Forte and Fitzgerald…It is tough to recover from that but if anyone can do it…It would be Needmore.

Moorehead vs EWF (82-72) This game was as exciting as going to a funeral on Superbowl Sunday. There really isn’t anything to really say, one team got a victory and one team lost…Swanson was carried by its TE and K…And he QB who had 27pts…When I look at EWF the only thing that comes to mind is the word over coaching. The only upside to this game is that EWF bench has a great week!! Keep it up!

Decimals vs Bombers (63-82) One name for this game Drew Brees...He put up 8 pts..8 pts…most people would start Brees on his buy week cause he would get more than 8 pts. The Decimlas had a rough week, but will be back with some new blood this week…what is there a trade pending??? As for the Bombers, well they will take a win anyway they can get it…I can see Saber trying to argue with Big B about how his team is better and get all disgusted and say, “Big Bbbbbbb”…The Bombers had a balanced attack and will need to put up more pts in the future if they want to really take this league on!!!

Good Luck this week and remember it is not just football…Its Fantasy Football

Insane points spreads for this weeks games

The spreads for this weeks games!

CCD is favored by 14 pts against the 2-0 Whites.

Crotch Lake Crumbs are 58 pt underdogs!!!

EWF is favored by 19 pts which I guess is the most realistic of all of these...

Good Luck this weekend Gentlemen and remember

Week 2 pick ups

Week 2 pick ups

EWF gets Lawarnce Tynes for $3
Dewey gets Mario Manningham for $4

And this years first bidding war begins for Steve Smith (NYG)

Boogie and Saber have both put in bids for $4...Please email your bids or how high you will go for the recievers or call each other and bid it out over the phone and let me know...

TP

Boogie's Week 2 Rankings

1. Savannah Whites 2 - 0 (1) =

Rumor has it that Kav was seen shopping for a new pair of pants that would go well with a green jacket. In other words, the Whites are getting a bit cocky.


2. Macon Love 2 - 0 (2) =

The Love found a way to win, and his name was Chris Johnson. But with five players currently listed on the injury report, is Macon's ride about to come to an end?

3. Dewey Decimals 2 - 0 (4) +

TP should seriously consider changing his team's name to Drewey Decimals. This squad is a one-trick pony...but the pony just so happens to be an over sized Clydesdale.

4. Earth Wind and Fire 1 - 1 (8) +

After scoring only 71 points in Week 1, EWF exploded for 110 points in Week 2. Which team will show up in Week 3?

5. Moorehead Please 1 -1 (9) +

Speaking of exploding, Swanny's team put up 68 points in Week 1 and 112 points in Week 2! This recent development has owners across the league scanning their schedule and saying something they never thought they would: "I don't want Moorehead."

6. Brooklyn Bombers 1 - 1 (5) -

When something named Chansi Stuckey is in your starting line-up, there's a problem. Bombers fans are starting to speculate that these questionable transactions indicate that their owner may be "drunk on love."

7. Cripple Creek Chili-Covered Donuts 1 - 1 (3) -

CCD's team played like someone filled their Gatorade jugs with chili. On a related note, CCD just got mildly aroused while reading that last sentence.

8. Crotch Lake Crumbs 0 - 2 (7) -

Random thought: When Roddy and LenDale White take their families out to dinner, is it weird for them to stand up and follow when the hostess says, "White family of four, your table is now ready."

9. Pampalo Runners 0 - 2 (10) +

B Jones's WRs combined for 5 points in Week 2. Does anyone know if Greg Jennings is still on the Packers roster?

10. Needmore Action 0 -2 (6) -

How does a team with Fitzgerald and Wayne at WR end up being ranked #10? Two words: Matt Forte.

Boogie's Week 2 Newsletter

TP & I will be alternating who publishes the newsletter every other week. This week's newsletter will include "Players of the Week" and "Players of the Weak." Look for Boogie's Week 2 Rankings to be released on Friday.

Players of the Week

QB - Matt Schaub (33 points)

Matt Schaub is on a MISSION. A mission to crack Swanny's starting line-up, that is.

RB - Chris Johnson (45 points)

If week 2 was an orgy, Chris Johnson played the role of Wilt Chamberlain.

WR - Andre Johnson (26 points)

On a related note, Saber was spotted on Monday morning walking around Lake Calhoun wearing a t-shirt that read: "My Johnson is Bigger Than Your's."

TE - Kellen Winslow (15 points)

Kellen Winslows is also on a MISSION. A mission to crack Swanny's starting line-up, that is.

K - Nate Kaeding (14 points)

In addition to racking up 14 points, he did something else extremely impressive: he actually cracked Swanny's starting line-up!

This just in: 3 of the 5 Players of the Week were on Swanny's squad. That may be a record.

This also just in: 2 of them were on his bench. That's definitely a record.

Players of the Weak

QB - Tom Brady (10 points)
In Tom's defense, if I went to bed every night with this girl, I might be a bit fatigued on gameday as well.

RB - Brandon Jacobs (5 points)
No word yet if Jacobs was shot in the leg by Plaxico Burress right before kick-off, but all signs seem to indicate that he was.


WR - Roy Williams (1 points)
The other Roy Williams would have been a better start by TP. And when I say "the other Roy Williams," I'm not talking about the Bengals' safety. I'm talking about North Carolina's basketball coach.


TE - Benjamin Watson (2 points)
If week two was in fact an orgy, Ben Watson played the role of this guy.







K - Robbie Gould (5 points)
Few people know that "Robbie" is actually short for "Roberta."

Week 1 pick ups!!

Hey I missed an email from Willey and his bid for Justin Gage for $5, so sorry Saber you were out bid by Willey...Sorry for the confusion.

TP

Week One Pick Ups

Here are the pick ups for week one...(Side note we do not deal in change so a bid of $4.51 will be rounded up to $5)

Burleson $4-Fryx
Watson-$5-Boogie
Devery and the Henderson-$5-Boogie
Justin Gage $3-Saber
Caddy Williams $7- TP

Boogie's Week One Rankings

After each ranking, there will be the team's record, its previous ranking from the week before, as well as a +, = or - to indicate if the team's ranking increased, stayed the same or decreased. Without further ado...

1. Savannah Whites 1 - 0 (1) =
AP may or may not be human. Kav's squad put up the most points and maintained its #1 ranking.

2. Macon Love 1 - 0 (6) +
By putting up 94 points, the defending champs jumped four spots in the rankings and sent a message to the rest of the league: Love hurts.

3. Cripple Creek Chili-Covered Donuts 1 - 0 (3) =
Guess who's back? Back again? Brady's back. Back again.

4. Dewey Decimals 1 - 0 (8) +
If Drew Brees averages 41 points per week, two things will happen: (1) TP's team will probably make the playoffs, and (2) monkeys will fly out of my butt.

5. Brooklyn Bombers 1 - 0 (2) -
Normally they say "a win is a win," but I'm not sure if that still applies when it's a victory over Moorehead.

6. Needmore Action 0 -1 (4) -
Willey's team needs a lot more than just Action. How about a QB that puts up more than 9 points?

7. Crotch Lake Crumbs 0 - 1 (5) -
This squad may want to change its name to the Crotch Lake Crabs. Was Fryxell wasted during the auction?

8. Earth Wind and Fire 0 - 1 (7) -
Chad Ochocinco should change his name to Chad Ochostinko. This team should consider making wholesale changes, starting with its owner.

9. Moorehead Please 0 -1 (10) +
This team only put up 68 points in Week 1 and yet somehow climbed up in the rankings? How is that even possible? Oh, that's right...

10. Pampalo Runners 0 - 1 (9) -
"They are who we thought they were!" - Denny Green

Week One Review

----------Breaking News Week One Fantasy Report-----------------

Washington DC--So much has changed since we all were in a room together in the party room overlooking the city of Minneapolis. Where to even begin? The "You Lie" comment, Michigan upsets N.D. (not that beating ND is a true upset over-rate once again), Kayne West steals Taylor Swifts virginity, Big B picked out his light blue tux and got a bright orange one for Boogie. Swanny has already begun to prepare for next years auction. B. Jones has run in 14 marathons. With all this changing in the world somethings still stay the same. CCD still has a terrible slice, Fryx still has his porn, B. Jones is still losing, Willey is still mad at Big B for his attacking emails, Kav still has his assless chaps, Saber still has a crush on Ande Williams and Tom Brady still has huge balls. I know I sat and watched the better part of 10 hours of football this weekend, it was great it was glorious I can't even wait for week 2...Below are the players of the week and a game by game analysis.

Players of the Week:
QB- Drew Brees 41 pts (Decimals)-Against the Lions you would expect more than 6, but you take what you can get. (Side Note Romo Decimals back up was No. 2 in QB points, Trade bait!!!)

RB- A.P. 37 pts (Whites)-Thank God the Vikes got Favre, no way A.P. would of made any of those huge runs unless the defense was so focused of Favre...

RB- Thomas Jones- 22 pts (MP) Never thought he would be up there, but if he can keep this up...Swanny could be a contender...Just kidding...

WR Reggie Wayne 22 pts (Action) Consistant as any reciever in the league. This guy is as consistant as Big B dating someone half his age.

WR Patrick Crayton 19 pts (EWF) The 2nd best reciever in the league and the No. 1 reciever that was on someone's bench...Ouch that kind of stings.

WR Randy Moss 14 pts (BRKLYN) Yeah I know he didn't have the most points, but he had 141 recieving yards...And they were double-teaming him all night long...I wanted to use the word double team...

TE Ben Watson 19 pts (FREE AGENT) Enough Said.

K Who give the "F" about the best kicker of the week.

Here is your Game by Game Analysis:


Runners (62) vs Whites (99)- Well this should be no surprise to anyone really. We all know the B. Jones is the guy you want to play every week, once again putting up the least number of points in the league. Let's not let B. Jones short cummings overshadow the way the Whites played during week one. Balanced attack with the Best Running back in the league will get you a victory every time. If AP stays healthy the White will be hard to beat.

Macon Love (94) vs Crumbs (75)--Basically this is the match-up I love to follow. I can just picture Fryx's face as he realize that the Love's TE has chalked up 21 pts. His face gets all red, he screams, he paces around the room not wanting to go to his porn stash that he promised to throw away, but it is the only thing that Fryx can find comfort in...It is his last resort, he goes in...And speaking of going in and out...Macon put up another balanced attack, I don't believe he will be putting up numbers like this all year. So everyone can just relax a little.

Moorhead (68) vs Bombers (86)--First off let me re-welcome Swanny to the League! Also, with the team that you put out on the field last weekend...You should also be very welcoming to the fact that the only team you might beat is the Runners! Your 3 recievers put up a whopping 13 pts. I am sure you could trade for some half way decent wideouts, but I don't think anyone would want any of your other guys either. As for the Bombers there only highlight was that Flacco put up 28 pts. 3rd best among QB's...You can expect Saber's team to put up around 60 pts from here on out!

CCD (92) vs EWF (71)--Well as much as I hate to rip on a fellow Commish. Boogie What happened? Is the only thing that I can think of asking. If it wasn't for D. Jackson punt return your WR crew would of put up less points than Swanny's...CCD as for your crew..Impressive..Brady came through in the end for you not that you really needed it, but we know it made you feel like he did it for you...

Decimals (90) vs Action (83)--My wife put it best...You better not lose when your QB puts up 41 pts...The upside is that he didn't have more than half of my teams pts...The downside is he almost had half of the Decimals pts (4 pts til half)...As for the Action they just need a punky QB and they will be contenders this year...Hopefully the other teams don't get lucky...

See you in week 2

Pick-Ups

As a reminder, if you want to pick-up a player, here's what you need to do:

- Send an e-mail to theodore.pawlicki@gmail.com
- Include your bid amount and who you'll be dropping
- Each pick-up needs to be submitted via a separate e-mail
- In the event that two people bid the same amount, the owner who submitted his e-mail first will get the player
- Submit your pick-up by midnight on Wednesday
- Thursday before noon, TP will send out a note informing the league of who got who
- From Thursday afternoon to Sunday at noon, pick-ups can be made directly on the website (first come, first served)

Can we redo the auction?

Season Starts Today!!!

Just a reminder that if you have any Steelers or Titans you want to start...The NFL season starts today!!! Good Luck and may anyone take home the Championship other than Big B!!!

Boogie's Pre-Season Rankings

1. Savannah Whites
Peyton, AP, and TO form the best three-headed monster in the league. Kav’s squad should be tough.

2. Brooklyn Bombers
Moss & Andre Johnson anchor the best WR corps in the league. If LT regains his 2007 form, Saber's team may be unbeatable.

3. Cripple Creek Chili-Covered Donuts
Brady, MJD, and Steve Smith are an intimidating 1-2-3 punch. Can Portis stay healthy?

4. Needmore Action
Fitzgerald and Wayne make Willey’s receiving corps a close second to Saber’s. But will Favre and Westbrook hold up for an entire season?

5. Crotch Lake Crumbs
A lot of potential, but a lot of risks. Will Warner repeat his 2008 season or retire midseason? Will Pierre Thomas become a household name, or Reggie Bush's backup?

6. Macon Love
Is Matt Ryan legit or not? Calvin Johnson is posed for a breakout year, but will Big B’s RBs(Jacobs & Johnson) breakout or breakdown?

7. Earth Wind and Fire
DeAngelo Williams will have to carry this squad, and Bolden and Ochocinco will have to stay out of trouble.

8. Dewey Decimals
TP could probably crack his own starting line-up as a WR. The decimals need Stephen Jackson to have a monster year.

9. Pampalo Runners
A team built around Frank Gore? That’s gory!

10. Moorehead Please
With starting running backs Bush & Barber, maybe Swanny should open up a pubic-hair grooming business? This squad will need some beginner’s luck.