Week 7 brought many to there knees to pray to the fantasy football God’s to help them win this week…Some prayers were answered while others left in the whims of the sky! Are you kidding me, 7 out of 10 teams scored over 90 points and even more suprising one of the teams was Fryx’s team.
Kenny Britt, Darren McFadden and Roddy White welcome to Week 7! Week 7 brought out some of the most unlikely heroes, but it also brought out many close games coming down late into Monday night. The Whisper around the league that I never thought I would hear was, “I hope I’m not playing Fryx’s team next week”! What!?!? Did you say the Crotch Lake Crumbs? Yes I did! The Crotch Lake got its itch on and put up some huge numbers along with the Graballs and Brooklyn, but they had to sweat it out a little on Monday night too! Here is the week recap…Grab on to your seats (Saber you can grab your lotion)
Crotch Lake Crumbs 136 pts (3-4) vs Crotch Crescent Chupababra
There were two battles going on in the match up the Fantasy Football Crotches and the size of the Crotches…I think you know what I am going to say next…Yep Fryx won both! He team puts up some pretty solid numbers all around 24,17,14,34,17,21,1,8=A huge Crotch bulge. If he can do that every week just think how good his team would be..Don’t ever count Fryx out of any Fantasy League or Crotch Bulge Contest. Even the draft dominator couldn’t predict Romo breaking his shoulder and the Cowboys being 1-5. I don’t want to be the one to say it…but Willey will be looking to trade for a QB cause the dominator never told him to pick up a back-up.
Bombers 121 (4-3) vs Moorehead (115) 2-4-1
Just when you think Saber shouldn’t be a 3-3 team he go and does something like this and completely solidifies why he shouldn’t be a 4-3 team…If it wasn’t for McFadden and his 43 pts, Saber team might not even have beaten Big B’s team…I know we say this about Sabers team every year, but this team is by far the most over-rated 4-3 team to set foot in the FFFL in the leagues history. Swanny’s team should be 4-3 , but sometimes luck isn’t on your side..(or Skill as Big B calls it). Swanny’s balanced attack wasn’t enough for the Bombers, but I know he made Saber sweat or head to Sheik’s to relax during the game last night. In my opinion Saber got lucky and his team is garbage..
Graball 120 pts (3-4) vs EWF 100 (4-3)
Its tough to see a team score a 100 pts and lose espically since they had two guys going on Monday night, but with the fall of Romo it pretty much ended EWF chances of capturing the victory. As we move forward we will see what happens to Miles Austin without Romo. This is a time for real soul searching in the EWF front office. As for Graball, its about damn time he gets some luck on his side…One of the highest scoring teams In the league and before this week only had two wins…He is on track and ready to take on anyone..Well that is if Kenny Britt keeps scoring 40 pts a game, he’ll be fine! Nice work Graball!
Macon Love 66 pts (3-3-1) vs Kona 58 pts (4-3)
Ok so this was a battle of two teams who don’t even deserve to be in this newsletter…You want to talk about bad 4-3 teams or even worse 3-3-1 teams..Look no further. If you combined both of these teams scores you still wouldn’t have beaten Fryx’s team this week. Roy Williams scores two touchdowns last week and this week gets zero points. I don’t really know what to say about these teams!
Dewey Decimals 94 pts (5-2) vs CCD 60 pts (3-4)
This game was a game where both coaches wanted Cutler to do well, but that didn’t happen and so benefitting from having two men on buy and a injured star receiver the Decimals hung on to victory and moved atop of the league…Thanks CCD…This week you can pick up Mike Wallace!
with Love Co-Commish TP
Tuesday, October 26, 2010
Friday, October 22, 2010
Boogie's Week 7 Rankings
Heading into Week 7, here are my updated rankings:
1. Dewey Decimals (4 - 2 - 0)
TP is on a two-game losing streak. Will this be his final week atop the rankings?
2. Kona Sea Urchins (4 - 2 - 0)
Ray Ray and CJ make up the best backfield in the League, and we all know that backfields winning championships.
3. Earth Wind and Fire (4 - 2 - 0)
Here's a sentence you never thought you'd read: J Boogie is hoping that Felix Jones can carry his squad to the Promised Land.
4. Crotch Crescent Chupacabra (2 - 3 - 0)
Willey and his Draft Dominator have the following message: We cominnnnnnn'! We cominnnnnnnn'!
5. Moorhead Please (2 - 3 - 1)
Swanny is seventh in the standings based solely on record, but first based on total points.
6. Graball My Balls (2 - 4 - 0)
Jason's squad has the second most total points, and yet he's tied for the fewest wins in the League. If only he had voted for Big B's proposed rule...
7. Cripple Creek CCDs (3 - 3 - 0)
Clearly, fatherhood comes at a cost. Has CCD finally figured out how to balance his duties as a dad and as an owner?
8. Brooklyn Bombers (3 - 3 - 0)
The Bombers have put up the second fewest total points, and yet they're only one game back from being in first place.
9. Macon Love (2 - 3 - 1)
Week 5 was a must-win for the defending champs. Was it enough to right the Love Boat for the rest of the season?
10. Crotch Lake Crumbs (2 - 4 - 0)
Hey, at least his Badgers knocked off the Buckeyes. If only Fryx could play his fantasy games inside of Camp Randall.
1. Dewey Decimals (4 - 2 - 0)
TP is on a two-game losing streak. Will this be his final week atop the rankings?
2. Kona Sea Urchins (4 - 2 - 0)
Ray Ray and CJ make up the best backfield in the League, and we all know that backfields winning championships.
3. Earth Wind and Fire (4 - 2 - 0)
Here's a sentence you never thought you'd read: J Boogie is hoping that Felix Jones can carry his squad to the Promised Land.
4. Crotch Crescent Chupacabra (2 - 3 - 0)
Willey and his Draft Dominator have the following message: We cominnnnnnn'! We cominnnnnnnn'!
5. Moorhead Please (2 - 3 - 1)
Swanny is seventh in the standings based solely on record, but first based on total points.
6. Graball My Balls (2 - 4 - 0)
Jason's squad has the second most total points, and yet he's tied for the fewest wins in the League. If only he had voted for Big B's proposed rule...
7. Cripple Creek CCDs (3 - 3 - 0)
Clearly, fatherhood comes at a cost. Has CCD finally figured out how to balance his duties as a dad and as an owner?
8. Brooklyn Bombers (3 - 3 - 0)
The Bombers have put up the second fewest total points, and yet they're only one game back from being in first place.
9. Macon Love (2 - 3 - 1)
Week 5 was a must-win for the defending champs. Was it enough to right the Love Boat for the rest of the season?
10. Crotch Lake Crumbs (2 - 4 - 0)
Hey, at least his Badgers knocked off the Buckeyes. If only Fryx could play his fantasy games inside of Camp Randall.
Thursday, October 21, 2010
Pick ups for this week...I am being serious!
CCD gets Danny Woodhead (That can't be his real name..CCD..you rascal you) $4 drops Favre
Willey gets Deion Branch $10 drops Barber (I think WIlley thought he was picking up Deion Sanders)
Kav gets a pair of worn thongs from that stripper that Saber loves I think her name is Mercdes Lewis $2 drops Cooley
Kav also Gotkowski $2 with a stripper and had to drop Katie or Kaeding
Boogie gets Mike Wallace for $5 drops Rice
Macon Bacon gets Ivory Keys for $5 and drops the reciever from the Rams with the long name
Fryx gets Ben Watson $2 drops Rackers
TP gets Matt Cassel $2 drops Peyton Manning...or Kenneth Darby I haven't decided yet!!!
Enjoy it!
Also Maybe a little fantasty get together Sunday the 30th for the afternoon games?!?! Some where in B'ville or downtown..???
Willey gets Deion Branch $10 drops Barber (I think WIlley thought he was picking up Deion Sanders)
Kav gets a pair of worn thongs from that stripper that Saber loves I think her name is Mercdes Lewis $2 drops Cooley
Kav also Gotkowski $2 with a stripper and had to drop Katie or Kaeding
Boogie gets Mike Wallace for $5 drops Rice
Macon Bacon gets Ivory Keys for $5 and drops the reciever from the Rams with the long name
Fryx gets Ben Watson $2 drops Rackers
TP gets Matt Cassel $2 drops Peyton Manning...or Kenneth Darby I haven't decided yet!!!
Enjoy it!
Also Maybe a little fantasty get together Sunday the 30th for the afternoon games?!?! Some where in B'ville or downtown..???
Thursday, October 14, 2010
Week 6 Pick Ups...Not Joking about these either
Big B Macon Love gets M. Crabtree for $8 (Didn't he just drop him?)
Drops D. Mason
Boogie Adds S. Gostkowski ($2) and drop Nugent.
TP adds Mike Wallace Drops Mark Clayton
Drops D. Mason
Boogie Adds S. Gostkowski ($2) and drop Nugent.
TP adds Mike Wallace Drops Mark Clayton
Wednesday, October 13, 2010
Week 5 Recap
Once again, it looks like "parity" is the name of the game in the FFFL. 8 of the 10 teams have either 2 or 3 wins, which means that pretty much everyone is only a win or loss away from being in or out of the playoffs.
Moorhead 123 - Earth 61
In the biggest bloodbath of the year, Swanny's squad more than doubled Boogie's total points. Also, Swanny's team now has the most total points of any team in the League.
Kona 98 - Graball 85
So that's why Kav drafted both Ray Rice and Chris Johnson! The two RBs combined for 52 points.
Crotch Lake 94 - Cripple Creek 79
Fryxell has now won two in a row. CCD is still starting Beanie Wells.
Crotch Crescent 87 - Macon 66
Our three-time defending champion is now in sole possession of last place. Big B may need to bring in Butchy to give his team a pep talk.
Brooklyn 90 - Dewey 61
In the biggest upset of the week, Saber's squad destroyed TP's previously undefeated team. Leading up to the game, a cocky TP had been referring to Brooklyn as "Oakland," since both the Bombers and the Raiders have had a history of not putting up much of a fight.
After suffering his first loss, here is a secret video of TP that was captured by his mom.
Moorhead 123 - Earth 61
In the biggest bloodbath of the year, Swanny's squad more than doubled Boogie's total points. Also, Swanny's team now has the most total points of any team in the League.
Kona 98 - Graball 85
So that's why Kav drafted both Ray Rice and Chris Johnson! The two RBs combined for 52 points.
Crotch Lake 94 - Cripple Creek 79
Fryxell has now won two in a row. CCD is still starting Beanie Wells.
Crotch Crescent 87 - Macon 66
Our three-time defending champion is now in sole possession of last place. Big B may need to bring in Butchy to give his team a pep talk.
Brooklyn 90 - Dewey 61
In the biggest upset of the week, Saber's squad destroyed TP's previously undefeated team. Leading up to the game, a cocky TP had been referring to Brooklyn as "Oakland," since both the Bombers and the Raiders have had a history of not putting up much of a fight.
After suffering his first loss, here is a secret video of TP that was captured by his mom.
Saturday, October 9, 2010
Boogie's Week 5 Rankings
Heading into Week 5, here are my updated rankings
1. Dewey Decimals (4 - 0 - 0)
TP's squad has the most victories and the most total points. Enough said.
2. Earth Wind and Fire (3 - 1 - 0)
Last week's victory while my top 3 players were on bye reminds me that it's better to be lucky than good.
3. Graball My Balls (2 - 2 - 0)
2nd most total points in the League. Will Jason's backfield be able to overcome injuries and byes?
4. Kona Sea Urchins (2 - 2 - 0)
Kav's squad is either Feast or Famine. Week 4's 53 point performance definitely fell into the latter category.
5. Brooklyn Bombers (2 - 2 - 0)
How will the Moss trade impact Saber's squad? He starts both Brady and Moss.
6. Cripple Creek CCDs (2 - 2 - 0)
CCD's team is being carried by LT. I repeat: CCD's team is being carried by LT. (Yes, that LT.)
7. Moorhead Please (1 - 2 - 1)
Swanny easily has the best team with three Broncos RBs that the League has ever seen.
8. Macon Love (1 - 2 - 1)
It may be time for Big B to reconsider his strategy: only two players on his entire roster reached double digits last week.
9. Crotch Crescent Chupacabra (1 - 3 - 0)
Willey had the 3rd most points in Week 4, but it wasn't enough. This team is oh so close, and yet still so far away.
10. Crotch Lake Crumbs (1 - 3 - 0)
MJD showed some life in Week 4 to get Fryxell his first victory, and MJD will be facing the weak Bills defense in Week 5. Could this be the start of a winning streak for Crotch Lake?
1. Dewey Decimals (4 - 0 - 0)
TP's squad has the most victories and the most total points. Enough said.
2. Earth Wind and Fire (3 - 1 - 0)
Last week's victory while my top 3 players were on bye reminds me that it's better to be lucky than good.
3. Graball My Balls (2 - 2 - 0)
2nd most total points in the League. Will Jason's backfield be able to overcome injuries and byes?
4. Kona Sea Urchins (2 - 2 - 0)
Kav's squad is either Feast or Famine. Week 4's 53 point performance definitely fell into the latter category.
5. Brooklyn Bombers (2 - 2 - 0)
How will the Moss trade impact Saber's squad? He starts both Brady and Moss.
6. Cripple Creek CCDs (2 - 2 - 0)
CCD's team is being carried by LT. I repeat: CCD's team is being carried by LT. (Yes, that LT.)
7. Moorhead Please (1 - 2 - 1)
Swanny easily has the best team with three Broncos RBs that the League has ever seen.
8. Macon Love (1 - 2 - 1)
It may be time for Big B to reconsider his strategy: only two players on his entire roster reached double digits last week.
9. Crotch Crescent Chupacabra (1 - 3 - 0)
Willey had the 3rd most points in Week 4, but it wasn't enough. This team is oh so close, and yet still so far away.
10. Crotch Lake Crumbs (1 - 3 - 0)
MJD showed some life in Week 4 to get Fryxell his first victory, and MJD will be facing the weak Bills defense in Week 5. Could this be the start of a winning streak for Crotch Lake?
Thursday, October 7, 2010
Week 4 Pick Ups...This is No Joke
Dewey will not be picking up anybody this week due to a self penalty he put on himself...
Jason gets
Add M. Lynch ($4)
Drop J. Carlson
CCC bids $5 to pickup:
Zach Miller, TE OAK
Drop Kyle Orton
Kona would like to pick up Roy Williams for $3 and would drop Louis Murphy...
Kona would also like to pick up Ben pervert Roth for $2 and would drop Jay Cutler... Thanks thong smeller
Boogie Adds Fred Jackson ($3) and drop Deion Branch.
Macon adds
D. Mason (BAL) - 3.00
Drop L. Naanee (SD)
Jason gets
Add M. Lynch ($4)
Drop J. Carlson
CCC bids $5 to pickup:
Zach Miller, TE OAK
Drop Kyle Orton
Kona would like to pick up Roy Williams for $3 and would drop Louis Murphy...
Kona would also like to pick up Ben pervert Roth for $2 and would drop Jay Cutler... Thanks thong smeller
Boogie Adds Fred Jackson ($3) and drop Deion Branch.
Macon adds
D. Mason (BAL) - 3.00
Drop L. Naanee (SD)
Wednesday, October 6, 2010
Week 4 Recap
Week 4 Recap
I’ll start out this newletter with the Quote of the Week
“I'm being serious when I write this. I don't want you to think that I am joking.”
-B. Frye 2010
This is how everyone felt about Week 4. There is never any joking when it comes to Fantasy football. This week 4 will be remembered like the JFK assignation or 9/11 or when CCD first discovered BBQ chicken wings..excuse me boneless BBQ chicken wings or Fryx and his porn mags. Weeks like these are what made our league what it is today.
THE BATTLE OF WR BOWL
CCD (73) vs Bombers (60) Both these teams came in on a high…I have no idea why one is starting Chad Henne as his QB and the other well his highest scoring player was someone he picked up a few weeks ago. The great fact about this game is that if you combine the teams 5 WR pts you get a total of 3 pts…Two WR on Sabers team put up goose eggs…Has that ever happened before…And one of CCD bench WR outscore all of both teams receivers by 14 pts…One vs 6…Coaching change
THE BATTLE OF THE WORST
Crotch Lake (81) vs Moorehead Please (64)
Fryx gets his first win of the year, stand proud Fryx…I wouldn’t say your team is good, but I would say you have been unlucky…Oh wait nevermind luck doesn’t happen in fantasy football its skill…(Last years big debate with Big B). Swannys team needs something maybe a jumpstart or those deliberator pads or maybe they just need Moorhead…
THE BATTLE OF THE BULDGE
CCC (93) vs Graball my Balls (100)
By far the closest game of the Week, down 11 coming into Monday nights game Willey was sitting in his dark room stroking the draft dominator and praying the Green-Ellis would fall on his face…Well once again the dominatrix stepped all over Willey and his team…A good effort Willey, but Schmit just had you by the balls this week. Graball is by far the best 2-2 team in the league putting up consist numbers
THE BATTLE OF THE (COCK OR ENGAGEMENT) RINGS
EWF (69) vs Kona (53)
The only thing really cool that EWF can take away from this game is that they scored 69 pts…Maybe it was Boogie mathematically calculating so his score would come out to 69 to let the league know he was going to propose to Mindy…If that is the case and still being able to get out of this week with a win and have his best 3 players on bye weeks…Touche’ Mr. Gundenemsem…Touche’…As for the Sea Urchins…Braylon Edwards was his high scoers…enough said.
THE BATTLE OF JOHN KUHN BOWL
Macon Love (75) vs Dewey Decimals (101)
The picture speaks 1,000 words…No wonder why B was so upset! Cute Couple!
I’ll start out this newletter with the Quote of the Week
“I'm being serious when I write this. I don't want you to think that I am joking.”
-B. Frye 2010
This is how everyone felt about Week 4. There is never any joking when it comes to Fantasy football. This week 4 will be remembered like the JFK assignation or 9/11 or when CCD first discovered BBQ chicken wings..excuse me boneless BBQ chicken wings or Fryx and his porn mags. Weeks like these are what made our league what it is today.
THE BATTLE OF WR BOWL
CCD (73) vs Bombers (60) Both these teams came in on a high…I have no idea why one is starting Chad Henne as his QB and the other well his highest scoring player was someone he picked up a few weeks ago. The great fact about this game is that if you combine the teams 5 WR pts you get a total of 3 pts…Two WR on Sabers team put up goose eggs…Has that ever happened before…And one of CCD bench WR outscore all of both teams receivers by 14 pts…One vs 6…Coaching change
THE BATTLE OF THE WORST
Crotch Lake (81) vs Moorehead Please (64)
Fryx gets his first win of the year, stand proud Fryx…I wouldn’t say your team is good, but I would say you have been unlucky…Oh wait nevermind luck doesn’t happen in fantasy football its skill…(Last years big debate with Big B). Swannys team needs something maybe a jumpstart or those deliberator pads or maybe they just need Moorhead…
THE BATTLE OF THE BULDGE
CCC (93) vs Graball my Balls (100)
By far the closest game of the Week, down 11 coming into Monday nights game Willey was sitting in his dark room stroking the draft dominator and praying the Green-Ellis would fall on his face…Well once again the dominatrix stepped all over Willey and his team…A good effort Willey, but Schmit just had you by the balls this week. Graball is by far the best 2-2 team in the league putting up consist numbers
THE BATTLE OF THE (COCK OR ENGAGEMENT) RINGS
EWF (69) vs Kona (53)
The only thing really cool that EWF can take away from this game is that they scored 69 pts…Maybe it was Boogie mathematically calculating so his score would come out to 69 to let the league know he was going to propose to Mindy…If that is the case and still being able to get out of this week with a win and have his best 3 players on bye weeks…Touche’ Mr. Gundenemsem…Touche’…As for the Sea Urchins…Braylon Edwards was his high scoers…enough said.
THE BATTLE OF JOHN KUHN BOWL
Macon Love (75) vs Dewey Decimals (101)
The picture speaks 1,000 words…No wonder why B was so upset! Cute Couple!
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