Pick Ups for the week!

The only pick up goes to Dewey.

Pick up Mike Goodson drop Shanon Greene $6 (sent Nov. 23)


TP

Week 11 Recap & Rankings

I've been at work since 7:00am, so this is going to be short:

Week 11 Results
Graball 148 - Brooklyn 78
Macon 108- Earth 71
Kona 107 - Crotch Lake 101
Dewey 95 - Crotch Crescent 94
Moorhead 89 - Cripple Creek 86

Rather than break down every game, I just want to focus all of the attention on Graball's performance. While I'm not positive, I'm inclined to think that 148 is the highest one-week point total in FFFL history. That is just amazing. I MEAN...Jason's squad scored 70 more points than Saber's squad. And Saber's squad would have beat mine. That's just outrageous.

Here are my new rankings:

1. Dewey Decimals
2. Macon Love
3. Moorhead Please
4. Graball My Balls
5. Kona Sea Urchins
6. Crotch Crescent Chupacabra
7. Earth Wind and Fire
8. Crotch Lake Crumbs
9. Cripple Creek CCDs
10. Brooklyn Bombers

Happy Thanksgiving!

Scores Updated!

Since our League is pretty much insanity this year...I've updated all the scores so everything should be up to date going into the final two weeks...Jason if you lose this week...I'll make sure to make all the paperwork for next year to go smoothly!!! Don't Tempt the Co-Commissioner!!!

TP

This Week's Pick Ups

Dewey get
Wes Welker for $5 and drops Earl Bennet
adds Robbie Gould drops Bryant $2

Get ready to rumbel...I am predicting that since Big B abandoned Welker...He will be the force that sends
Dewey to the Championship and the playoffs in the final week of the season...Big B paid $27 for Welker...Big
B where is the loyalty!

Week 10 Recap

OK, this is getting downright ridiculous. Each week I say that things could not possibly get any tighter…and then that’s exactly what happens the following week.

In week 10, the teams with the two best records (TP & J Boogie) lost. (Note: since my squad had the 3rd most points of anyone this week, I think I’m going to propose next year that we do away with head-to-head match-ups altogether.)

Also, guess who won again this past week? The Macon Love, that’s who. I’m still not sure how it happened, but suddenly Big B’s boys have the most points in the entire league and are a ½ game out of first place. Say what?!?! This can’t possibly be happening again, can it?!?!

There are now only 3 weeks remaining. If the playoffs ended today, here is who would make it:

- TP
- Big B
- Swanny
- J Boogie
- Jason
- Willey

That means 4 out of the 6 playoff teams would be from the Ninjas division!

Here are the official results from Week 10:

Kona 127 – Cripple Creek 99
Mike Vick had 52 points! No, that is not a typo.

Crotch Lake 117 – Earth 109
This one was over on Thursday night.

Macon 107 – Graball 77
David Garrard’s last completion should remind us all that Big B may still have a lucky horseshoe nearby.

Crotch Crescent 97 – Brooklyn 80
Saber got a combined 4 points from his 3 WRs. No, that is not a typo.

Moorhead 80 – Dewey 68
What happened to TP’s squad? How are they still in 1st place overall?

And here are the match-ups for Week 11

Earth @ Macon
Moorhead @ Cripple Creek
Crotch Crescent @ Dewey
Brooklyn @ Graball
Crotch Lake @ Kona

Hold on to your seats, gentlemen! This is going to be one wild ride.

Pick Ups This Week!

J. Schmidt gets
R. Bironas $2 and drop Crosby (Email Sent at Nov. 9 @9:52 am)
D. Branch $2 and drop Britt.

CCC gets
$3 on J.Freeman, QB, TB
Drop M.Stafford, QB, Det

J. Boogie gets
Add Sidney Rice ($5) and drop Mike Tolbert.

TP gets
Pick Up Mercedes Lewis drop McMichael $3
Vincet Jackson for $2 drops James Jones


Just wanted to let you know how Kav picks up players

Kona would like to pick up Rob big sack Bironous (TEN) for $2 and would drop Steven huge vagina Gotshitsuckvaginaballs (NE)

Week 9 Recap

Just when I think that things couldn’t possibly get any tighter, that’s precisely what happens.

Teams ranked #2 - #10 are now all separated by ONE victory. Think about that. ONE victory. The team with the second most victories has 5. The team with the fewest has 4. That is nothing short of astounding!

For this week’s newsletter, I’m going to revert back to our Glory Days with the always-popular Players of the Week/Weak feature. Enjoy.

Players of the Week

QB – Philip Rivers (30 points)
Upon hearing that B was shopping him as trade bait, Rivers responded with a powerhouse performance and a quote from Ivan Drago: “I win for me. FOR ME!”

RB – Peyton Hillis (33 points)
Who is this guy, you ask? The answer is straightforward: Saber’s best player.

RB – Arian Foster (31 points)
In related news, B left me the following voicemail on Sunday night: “Boogie, do you think Arian would be a good name for a baby girl?”

WR – Terrell Owens (26 points)
Boogie had a comfortable 26-point lead over CCD going into Monday night, which explains why all day Tuesday Boogie refuse to include the letters “T” and “O” in any of his communications.

WR – Seyi Ajirotutu (23 points)
Who?!?! If ‘tutu puts up 23 points again, I’ll wear a tutu to my wedding.

WR – James Jones (18 points)
This guy epitomizes TP’s squad this year. Because at the end of the day, nobody really thinks he’s going to keep putting up these type of numbers, do they?

TE – Jacob Tamme (16 points)
If someone asked me if “Jacob Tamme” was an NFL player or a coworker of mine who I hadn’t met yet, I’d probably guess the latter.

K – Sebastian Janikowski (11 points)
Did anyone else miss the fact that David Wells changed his name and is now a placekicker for the Raiders?

Players of the Weak

QB – Matt Schaub (13 points)
Did anyone else miss the fact that Mark Warder changed his name and is now a quarterback for the Texans?

RB – Ricky Williams (0 points)
Why did the chicken cross the road? To show Ricky Williams what it was like to gain 10 yards.

RB – BenJarvus Green-Ellis (1 point)
If I was confused as to whether my first name was actually Ben or Jarvus, I’d probably be a bit distracted, too.

WR – Austin Collie (1 point)
Somewhere, Wayne Chrebet and Tom Waddle are shaking their heads in disappointment.

WR – Darrius Heyward-Bey (1 point)
Did anyone else miss the fact that Craig “Ironhead” Heyward changed his first name and is now a wide receiver for the Raiders?

WR – Miles Austin (1 point)
Knock knock. Who’s there? Miles Austin. Miles Austin who? Good point.

TE – Todd Heap (2 points)
Heap certainly played like a heap all right. A heap of you know what.

K – Stephen Gostkowski (1 point)
Kav has always had a thing for girls with nice legs; apparently he also has a thing for guys with bad legs.

Boogie's Week 9 Rankings

Heading into Week 9, here are my updated rankings:

1. Dewey Decimals (5 - 3 - 0)
Usually three players aren't good enough to take you all the way, but Peyton, Gates, and Gore could carry TP to the promised land.

2. Earth Wind and Fire (5 - 3 - 0)
Usually two players aren't good enough to take you all the way, but AP and Orton could carry J Boogie to the promised land.

3. Kona Sea Urchins (4 - 4 - 0)
I am still waiting for Kav to pick up Favre. He seems like he would fit well with Big Ben and Vick as "Kona's QBs with Baggage."

4. Crotch Crescent Chupacabra (4 - 4 - 0)
Last week's 97 - 95 victory over Kav was huge. Can Willey keep his momentum going this weekend against Swanny's high-powered squad.

5. Moorhead Please (3 - 4 - 1)
His squad needs to learn how to play some defense. Scoring a lot of points doesn't matter if you can't get a victory. Maybe he should try to make a trade to improve his team?

6. Graball My Balls (3 - 5 - 0)
Same as above.

7. Crotch Lake Crumbs (4 - 4 - 0)
Fryx is on a two-game winning streak. Can he keep it up?

8. Brooklyn Bombers (4 - 4 - 0)
Good news, bad news regarding Randy Moss. The Titans desperately need a deep threat, but the Titans have their bye this week.

9. Cripple Creek CCDs (4 - 4 - 0)
The CCDs pulled out a much-needed win last week. Bribes have been offered to try to convince Boogie to rest AP this week. The league will be looking into this matter.

10. Macon Love (3 - 4 - 1)
A win last week would have been huge. Can the Love rebound and make a run at a four-peat, or is it time for B to put his deposit down on the 2011 Draft Dominator?

Thoughts from the First 8 Weeks

After 8 weeks, only 2 games separate the first place team and the last place team.


SAY WHAT?!?!


After 8 weeks, only 2 games separate the first place team and the last place team!


YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS?!?!


I am. Dewey is in first place at 5 - 3, while Graball is in last place at 3 - 5!


I thought I had seen it all, but this season has been about as weird as it gets. There are a lot of different stats I could cite, but this is probably the most dramatic one:


- THE TEAMS IN LAST PLACE OF BOTH DIVISIONS HAVE THE MOST TOTAL POINTS!


Think about that. Swanny and Jason have the most total points in the League, at yet they both somehow find themselves at the bottom of their respective divisions. Crazy. When the playoffs are set, they both might be sending Big B some flowers for his proposed rule. If the playoffs ended today, the following owners would be in:

- TP
- Willey
- J Boogie
- Kav
- Swanny
- Jason

So Saber, CCD, and Fryx would NOT make the playoffs as of today, and yet if they win next week they could be in sole possession of first place. THINK ABOUT THAT! This is nuts.

The next five weeks will be WILD. May the best teams win.

Pick Ups for the week!

SWANNY
Drop Correll Buckhalter Pick UP Ricky Williams Dolphins $3
DROP Vincent Jackson Pick UP Greg Olson Bears $2

BIG B
Dan Carpenter K (3) - drop Ryan S K
Jacob Tanme TE (3) - drop Tony M TE.

KAV
Kona would like to pick up Jacob Tamme for $4 and would drop M. Lewis