Boogie's Week 7 Rankings

1. Moorehead Please (6 - 1)
Rumor has it Swanny is considering only starting 6 players this week, in order to give Pampalo a fair chance of winning.

2. Brooklyn Bombers (5 - 2)
Facing another tough match-up as Crotch Lake is projected to put up 100 points. Is Brooklyn about to start free-falling?

3. Macon Love (5 - 2)
If you think Big B has been talking trash of late, I give you this grim truth: a victory by B coupled with a Saber loss would give Macon sole position of 2nd Place. We're not going to let him win the whole thing again this year, are we?

4. Earth Wind and Fire (4 - 3)
My squad put up 131 points last week, but is projected to put up only 83 this week. EWF is like Joey/Albert Belle: we either hit a 500 foot home run or strike out.

5. Cripple Creek CCDs (4 - 3)
Huge match-up against EWF this week. There's a big difference between being 5 - 3 and 4 - 4.

6. Dewey Decimals (3 - 4)
After putting up 117 last week, the Decimals are projected to put up 122 this week. Is TP's team ready to take off?

7. Savannah Whites (3 - 4)
Since he's playing Big B this week, Kav should take comfort knowing that every other team in the league is cheering for him.

8. Crotch Lake Crumbs (2 - 5)
If he pulls off an upset over Saber, Fryx will be right back in the hunt. And since his squad's projected to have a big week, that scenario seems quite possible.

9. Pampalo Runners (2 - 5)
B Jones is going up against Swanny, which means that Brennan also should take comfort knowing that every other team in the league is cheering for him.

10. Needmore Action (1 - 6)
The fact that Willey's team is 1 - 6 just shows how deep our league is. His squad is projected to put up 107 this week - and yet he's up against a team projected to score 122. Sigh...the life of an unlucky fantasy football owner.

This Weeks Pick ups!!!

Macon Bids $5.00 on H. Nicks (Drop Donald Brown)
Macon Bids $5.00 on D. Hester (Drop J. Carlson - If i lose out on nicks, then drop j.carlson)

Kav gets Beanie Wells for $3 (would drop Leon Washington)

Dewey Adds Nick Folk drop Gould $2

Commissioners Strike Back in Week 7!!!

What a week for some (Both Commish's put up huge numbers) and what a bunch of weak teams for the others! This fantasy league is so unpredictable. The only thing that is predictable from week to week is that Needmore will lose and Moorehead will win! After looking over last weeks matchups I have decided to put together some 'fun numbers' for all of you fantasty fans.

5. If you added Whites and Runners total scores they still wouldn't of beat EWF 131 pts
4. 5 teams have higher points totals than Macon Love, yet he still is tied for 1st place. (Maybe we should listen to more of Big B ideas...He would probably only have 5 wins if we played his double header suggestions)
3. Moorehead is 6-1 and his points against is 494 the leagues lowest by 69 pts...Let's stop taking it easy on the new guy are start putting up points against this joker.
2. The best record that Needmore can finish with is 7-6. (The question is what will they really finish with...I am not going to say anymore cause I play them this week)
1. If the playoffs started today Kav would miss the playoffs for the first time since joining the league...

Match Up Reviews

EWF 131 vs Needmore 61-Needmore points is more like it...Willey has 6 guys with injuries on his roster...I think he should start planning for next year or stop consulting with Roach on the day before the draft. EWF is on a nice two game win streak putting up monster numbers in both weeks...While Coach Boogie sits in bed with the Swine Flu...He teams is out performing for the sick coach.

Macon Love (95) vs Bombers (88)-I think this was a must win for Saber not for the sake of his season, but for the sake of his sanity. This is the Bombers second loss to Big B this year and I can only imagine how Sabers insides felt when he saw Owen Daniels put up 18 pts...Macon is the worst 5-2 in recent FFFL history...He will fall, the question is how soon?

CCD (80) vs Runners (62)-The only reason CCD won this game was because he was playing the Runners (well if you want to get technical he also put up more pts). I think CCD even tried to play nice by starting his backup RB's Clinton Portis and A. Bradshaw...WHAT? Those are his starting RB's...Sorry my fault...The only thing CCD has going for him is he plays Needmoore in the last week of the season. CCD could be hurting playing EWF, Bombers, Moorehead, Dewey and Macon his next 5 games..Ouch good luck CCD. As for the Runners the cliche still remains...If you play the runners..Come on everyone, "It's like you are on a bye week"

Moorhead (84) vs Whites (60)-The story of the year is Moorehead...Remember when we were all laughing at him and calling Swanny and moron and thanking Saber for brining him into our league...You remember that after he left the draft and Kav picked up a stuffed animal and started humping it and saying, "How does that feel Swanny"...Who is the stuffed animal now Kav? It is so hard to pin point the problem with Kav's team...maybe it's the WR putting up a combined 3 pts...or maybe it is his RB putting up 4 points..or maybe its just his whole damn team. I think the Kav dynasty is coming to an end...Time to hit the strip clubs!

Crotch Lake (65) vs Dewey (117)-Crotch lake is a team in absolute disarray! The have struggled the last two week putting up not so good numbers. Is there hope? Of course there is...Who do you want at the head of the offense when B'ville is down 21 pts with 6 minutes left...Fryx...If a guy can turn it around it is Fryx...Will he do it...That is up to him...The Decimals have put up huge numbers the last two weeks and are looking forward...

Good Luck this week and have fun at Big B's gong show!
TP

Boogie's Week 6 Rankings

To conserve my energy, there aren't going to be any witty remarks included in this week's rankings. Just the facts, Jack.

1. Moorehead Please (5 - 1)

2. Brooklyn Bombers (5 - 1)

3. Macon Love (4 - 2)

4. Savannah Whites (3 - 3)

5. Cripple Creek CCDs (3 - 3)

6. Earth Wind and Fire (3 - 3)

7. Crotch Lake Crumbs (2 - 4)

8. Pampalo Runners (2 - 4)

9. Dewey Decimals (2 - 4)

10. Needmore Action (1 - 5)

Pick ups for this week!

Swanson gets $2 for Torry Holt. (Swanny I know you are a virgin 'to our league' but please also let us know who you will be dropping too) I also thought Torry Holt was retired...but you are 5-1...so i am not asking questions

EWF gets:
Add Lance Moore ($4) and drop Todd Heap.

Needmore bids:

$5 for S. Breaston, WR, ARI
Drop N. Washington

$5 for L. Maroney, RB, NE
Drop F. Jackson

Willey please email pick up request to my gmail acct at theodore.pawlicki@gmail.com...This message went to my hotmail junk acct and I just saw it scanning them...Thanks

1/4 Commish Pawlicki

Week 6 Recap: The Swine Flu Edition

I've been bedridden with some type of virus for the past five days, so forgive me if this Newsletter is a bit short.

Here's what happened in Week 6:

- CCD knocked off Kav 131 - 115 in what will likely be the game of the year. Tom Brady looked like he was throwing against Metcalf Junior High's secondary.

- Swanny continued to lay the smack down by putting up 118 points against Willey while winning his 5th straight game.

- Saber also had yet another impressive victory, edging TP's squad 115 - 104. (I wonder if TP and Kav wish they could change their vote on Big B's draft-day proposal, which would have awarded them some points for putting up big numbers in a losing effort.)

- Speaking of Big B, his team steam-rolled Fryxell's fellas 108 - 76, thanks in large part to the stubby legs of Ray Rice, who put up 30 points against the Vikings' D.

- In the only game that didn't involve a team crossing the century mark, I knocked of B Jones 92 - 67 because Deangelo Williams finally did something.

The standings are still quite crowded. Swanny and Saber are perched up top at 5 - 1. Big B is the lone team at 4 - 2. And then there are three teams at 3 - 3, and three teams at 2 - 4.

Because I'm too tired to write anymore, I'm going to ask you all a favor. Please send me a photo of yourself when you were 5 or younger. Throughout the rest of the year, I'll post 'em as a way for us to get to know each other better. If you don't send me a photo, I'll post one on my own.

Since I had already talked to Kav about this project last week, I can go ahead and post the photo of himself that he submitted. Enjoy!

Boogie's Week 5 Rankings

1. Moorehead Please (4 - 1)
The Juggernaut just keeps on rolling. Are the rest of us simply playing for 2nd place?

2. Brooklyn Bombers (4 - 1)
Is the Brooklyn Bridge on the verge of falling down? The Bombers put up only 80 points in Week 4, and this week they have a tough game against...the Dewey Decimals? Oh, never mind. All is well in Brooklyn.

3. Savannah Whites (3 - 2)
I stand corrected, Coach Kav. Playing against my squad is like having a bye week.

4. Macon Love (3 - 2)
Insiders keep whispering that all of this wedding planning is starting to distract Big B. We'll know a lot more after this week's big showdown with Crotch Lake.

5. Crotch Lake Crumbs (2 - 3)
No one should want to play Fryxell's squad right now. Warner, Turner, and Roddy all seem to be hitting their strides.

6. Pampalo Runners (2 - 3)
B Jones team is a butterface. When you look at his squad, you start to get a bit excited, but then once you get a full look, you ultimately end up wincing.

7. Cripple Creek CCDs (2 - 3)
If only the League awarded points for hyphenated last names (Jones-Drew and Sims-Walker).

8. Earth Wind and Fire (2 - 3)
Will the alien who has abducted Anquan Boldin please return him to the Arizona Cardinals? Thanks.

9. Dewey Decimals (2 - 3)
If you're listening at home kids, pay attention: do not become a co-commissioner of the FFFL. If you do, your team will suck.

10. Needmore Action (1 - 4)
Willey's squad is entering "must win" territory, which is not exactly where you want to be on the eve of a match-up with Moorehead. Just to prove how bizarre fantasy football is, I'm predicting that Willey beats Swanny this weekend. You heard it here first.

Week (question mark) in review brief

So as I am sitting here in an Austrian cafe thinking about how smokez it is and where the hell the y kez is on this keyboard i am thinking about Arnold and all the orgy parties he had and what fun that must of been having relations with all the young and innocent girls...I bet this is how Swanny is feeling right now!!! He came in playing all dumb buying a tighend for $38 and laughing it off. Losing week one and having a little smirk on his face and then he said to himself...i am going to make this league my personal orgy! Swanny has put together a four game win streak and is making me feel even worse than losing to Big B last week...so with that said here is the week in review!!!

Crotch Lake vs CCD...When you have a good week, you have a good week...all of crotch lakes players were on fire even his bench...putting up huge numbers...CCD teams has a bad week and these weeks will continue for him...Two of his WR put up 0 pts...

EWF vs Whites...Kavs team is good Boogies team is not good...Kav has good balance, Boogie is stumbling home late after a night at sex world. Kavs teams had no one on bye, Boogies whole team was on buy...well his big studs...We all have these week.

Bombers vs Needmore...I am not sure how Sabers team keep on winning...it makes no sense at all..except that he can use the phrase...the best offense is playing a team that doesnät put up any points...need more still needs a lot more...we not really he is one stud away from putting up some numbers...come on Willey...you can do it...i am a believer...

Runners vs Moorehead...So Swanny is the real deal...hopefully he is like Saber and chockes on himself during the late part of the season...it is not likely to happen..Well i think it is..once he feels the pressure of the FFFL watch for Swanny to do the worst kind of Swan dive toward the end of the season...

Macon vs Decimals...Sick, Digusting...All those things apply to this game...Steven Jackson fumbling on the one killed the Decimals and also the fact that his kicker put up yero points...all this smoke is making me sick, but looking at this score is making me sicker...ok over and out from Austria!!!

Pick ups for this week!!!

Needmore bids $2 to pick up Jermichael Finley, TE, GB
Drop Rian Lindell, K, BUF

EWF AddS Austin Collie ($6), drop D. Henderson
EWF Adds Jamal Lewis ($4), drop W. McGahee

Austin Miles drops CraYTON 3$

Boogie's Week 4 Rankings

1. Moorehead Please (3 - 1)
Swanny's a hustler. We're all a bunch of chumps. He was apparently just "faking it" in Week 1.

2. Brooklyn Bombers (3 - 1)
Saber is already two games up on both Fryxell and Willey. Being "on top" is not something that Saber is used to.

3. Pampalo Runners (2 - 2)
In addition to leading the league in to total points, B Jones also leads the league in total number of ab crunches done each morning.

4. Cripple Creek CCDs (2 - 2)
CCD's squad reminds me a lot of mild cheese. I can't tell if they're good or not.

5. Earth Wind and Fire (2 - 2)
My squad reminds me a lot of moldy cheese. There's a good chance it's likely about to start to stink.

6. Savannah Whites (2 - 2)
Kav's squad has lost two in a row. On a related note, Fryx dropped off some magazines at Kav's place two weeks ago.

7. Macon Love (2 -2)
This just in: the Commissioner's Office recently received a request to relocate the Love franchise to a city named, "No."

8. Dewey Decimals (2 - 2)
This just in: the Commissioner's Office recently received a request to relocate this franchise to a city named, "Dog," but we're thinking that we should then change the nickname from Decimals to Dewey.

9. Crotch Lake Crumbs (1 - 3)
It's only week 5, but the Crumbs are already in "must win" territory.

10. Needmore Action (1 - 3)
Hey, at least Willey's squad is on a winning streak!

Pick Ups

Gentlemen...If you want to pick someone up you need to send in your bids...You can't pick players up at anytime during the week or on Sunday...

Swanny picked up the Steelers running back on Sunday...I would have put a bid on him if I knew he was still avail. I am not sure what needs to be done about this...Please read the right way to pick up players!!!

More to come...Your players will be taken off of your rosters...Swanny (PIT RB) and Jones (Crayton)

TP

Week 4 pick ups

Pampalo Runners get Crabtree for $6 and Drop Randel El
Decimals get Crayton $2 and drop R. Williams
Boogie gets McNabb for $5 and drops Devin Hester

Good Luck and Godspeed!

TP

Week 4 Recap

Today I'm feeling like one of those chumps in White Men Can't Jump that gets hustled by Woody Harleson and Wesley Snipes. Because lets face it boys: we've all been hustled. Instead of being hustled by the W&W Boys (Woody and Wesley), though, we've been hustled by the S&S Boys (Saber and Swanny). I MEAN...what in the devil is going on right now? Should we officialy change the name of our league to the Dassel Cokato Fantasy Football League?

Didn't Saber tell us that Swanny was a fantasy rookie? I'm starting to think that he's a hustler and we're all his chumps. After trying to lull us all to sleep in Week 1, Swanny's team has exploded. Moorehead has won three games in a row while averaging roughly 100 points per week. And sitting atop the other division is Saber's squad, as the Bombers of Brooklyn had yet another impressive performance in Week 4.

While Saber and Swanny are alone in first place of their respective divisions, second place is as competitive as it can get. Six other teams are 2 - 2, including all of the other four teams in the Biel division! Remember how Kav's team looked unbeatable after two weeks? Well now his squad is in last place in his division! Remember how Brennan's team seemed hopeless after two weeks? His squad is now currently leading the entire league in terms of total points scored!

Without further ado, here's what happened in Week 4:

Moorehead 98, Savannah 56

Swanny's team beat Kav's squad by 42 points. (No, that's not a misprint.) Swanny had maybe the pick-up of the year when he added Mendenhall right before kickoff and got 30 points out of him. When Kav's 2nd RB and 2nd WR put up 0 points each, playing Savannah is a lot like having a bye week.

Pampalo 98, Cripple Creek 88

B Jones's squad apparently doesn't need Frank Gore afterall. Ronnie Brown and Joseph Addai combined for 38 points. Neither of CCD's running backs broke double digits. On the positive side, neither of CCD's vehicles were stolen this weekend.

Brooklyn 94, Crotch Lake 72

Saber's team continues to surprise, thanks in large part to the surprising seasons of Joe Flacco and the other Steve Smith. Crotch Lake's Week 4 line-up may have been one of the least recognizable I've ever seen: Orton, P. Thomas, Moreno, Burleson, Walter, Garcon, Keller, and Longwell. When Kyle Orton is the biggest name in your line-up, you've got problems. If I would have slipped in a "Warder" or a "Punto" into that line-up, no one would have noticed.

Earth 91, Dewey 70

The Philip Rivers - Antonio Gates combo accounted for more than half of my squad's points. (48 to be exact.) The #2 combo at Wendy's was apparently the only thing on TP's squad's collective mind.

Needmore 89, Macon 67

If Favre keeps this up, Willey's squad may go on a serious winning streak. If Big B keeps starting Shaun Hill, the Love may go on a serious losing streak. Kav and Big B are apparently in a competition to see who's team can free-fall faster?

Good luck in Week 5, gentlemen!

Boogie's Week 3 Rankings

I'm in Chicago right now, typing at an internet "kiosk," so I need to keep this short. As a result, all of my comments on each team will be kept to three words.

1. Savannah Whites (2 - 1)
Still the best.

2. Macon Love (2 - 1)
Week Three's worst?

3. Moorehead Please (2 - 1)
Who woulda thunk?

4. Cripple Creek CCDs (2 - 1)
Maurice Jones Drew.

5. Brooklyn Bombers (2 - 1)
Flacco's Top Five?

6. Dewey Decimals (2 - 1)
One-eighth commissioner.

7. Crotch Lake Crumbs (1 - 2)
Roddy White. Bust.

8. Pampalo Runners (1 - 2)
Frank Gore's foot.

9. Earth Wind and Fire (1 - 2)
Feast or famine.

10. Needmore Action (0 - 3)
Always next year.

Week Three Pick Ups

D Saber gets Glen "Chi Latte" Coffee for $5 and drops Chansi "How does my little thing always get" Stuckey

Fryx get Pierre "I also want to pick up Jeff" Gordon for $4 and Drop Lendel "The only reason you are dropping me is cause I am not" White

Boogies gets Devin "Don't call me Chester" Hester for $5 and drops Johnny "How can you drop me I live at Fort" Knox

Good Luck this week!!!