And Then There Was One

Only one owner hasn't paid up, and his nickname rhymes with E-T.

Please feel free to submit suggestions to the Commissioner's Office as to how we can penalize this delinquent owner.

A Special Thanks to Kav

I received Kav's pick-up money in the mail today. Enclosed with his check was a page from a Victoria Secret catalog that showed quite an impressive selection of thongs. This is worth noting since I opened up Kav's letter while riding on my elevator next to my sweet, 82 year-old neighbor. As luck would have it, I dropped the page of butt-shots -- and of course she was nice enough to pick it up for me, glance at the page, and hand it back to me with a concerned look on her face.

Thank you, Kav. You're too kind.

Money

The following three owners still need to pay up:

- TP
- Fryxell
- Willey

Please send your checks to the address below, before I assign additional fees.

433 S. 7th St
Unit #2128
Minneapolis, MN 55415

Also, if you're owed a check from me, e-mail me the mailing address that you want me to send it to.