Top Headlines for week 13 (Vote for your favorite)
Saber and Bombers fall out of playoff and realize war is not the answer, neither is winning. Is this a bad philosphy?
Moorehead gets plenty of head…Is he too relaxed heading into the playoffs after losing 6 in a row?
Decimals write new book, “I give up…2nd highest points and I can’t even make the playoffs, is life worth living?”.
Needmore Action celebrates playoff birth by giving kids early Xmas break. Principal to blame?
CCD gives team last two weeks off to prepare for playoffs, Good decision?
Runners party like rockstars after tying for last place…B. Jones get contract extension.
Crotch Lake wins and wants to put Love, Fire, More Action and Moorehead in his pants…Will this be the team to beat (off) during the playoffs?
Savannah Whites “We tried everthing this year”…Except for winning!
Macon Love getting’ ready for Bacon Love…Is Kevin Bacon’s endorsement for the Love a curse or just the sizzle that they need to win it again?
Earth, Wind and Fire use the Earth’s rotational pull to propel them into the playoffs…How long til the axis shift?
Well as I am sure all of you know Saber didn’t have enough skill to make the playoffs along with TP and Kav and B. Jones (well this was expected). So here is what these fine young chaps will be doing next Sunday morning!
B. Jones-Getting up at 3:30 am…Running while carrying his bike on his back up to the Canadian border and back.
Kav getting up at 3:30 am to change his son’s diaper and realize that there is poop all over everything…He realizes that he should have never gotten the baby bjorn thong diapers…It just doesn’t have the same effect for toddlers.
Saber will get up at 3:30 am driver over to Swanny’s house use the key that Swanny promised him if he got Swanny in our league to open the front door, sneak in his bed and cuddle with Swanny and his wife. Saber gets really lonely during playoff times.
TP will take a cab home at 3:30 am and proceed to have a one way conversation about the trials and tribulations of Fantasty Football with a Pakistani cab driver. Then invite him up for some early morning cinnamon rolls.
Congrats to those who made the playoffs...And Congrats to those who got Lucky!
Cheers
#3 Co-Commish
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