Boogie's Preseason Rankings

You know what's the great thing about the preseason? Everyone is undefeated. But since I know some of you need bulletin board material to motivate your squads, here are my preseason rankings:

1. Kona Sea Urchins (Kav)
If Kav's three-headed monster (Chris Johnson, Ray Rice, and Larry Fitzgerald) stays healthy, the rest of us will likely be fighting for second place.

2. Needmore Action (Willey)
The Draft Dominator helped Willey do just that. Romo, Turner, Matthews, Cal. Johnson, Boldin, Maclin, Celek, and Akers should be the strongest starting line-up in Week 1.

3. Crotch Lake Crumbs (Fryxell)
A proven backfield (MJD & S. Jackson) with an up-and-coming supporting cast (Flacco, CJ Spiller, Roddy White, Colston, M. Floyd).

4. Cripple Creek Chili-Covered Donuts (Casterton)
Locked up the best starting WRs in the League (A. Johnson, D. Jackson, S. Smith). If Favre duplicates last year's performance and Ryan Grant and Beanie Wells stay healthy, CCD will be a lock to make the playoffs.

5. Brooklyn Bombers (Saber)
The Brady to Moss combo could be lethal. If two of Saber's RBs (Benson, Williams, Stewart, McFadden) put up decent numbers, the Bombers should be in the mix.

6. Moorehead Please (Swanny)
Swanny has three studs (Brees, Mendenhall, & B. Marshall) and then a bunch of question marks. Guys like Moreno, Harrison, Harvin, and Davis could all boom or bust.


7. Earth Wind and Fire (J Boogie)
If AP holds on to the ball and one of Boogie's other RBs pans out, Earth could cause some damage with Schaub, Austin, Bowe, and Shiancoe.

8. Graball My Balls (Jason)
First-time auction participant desperately needs 2 RBs to have breakout seasons. Rodgers, Wayne, and Jennings should put up big numbers, but McCoy and Thomas appear to be the weakest starting RBs in the league.


9. Dewey Decimals (TP)
Things started off bad with the selection of Ochocinco. Manning should be solid, but staking your squad's success on the backs of Gore and Greene seems risky.

10. Macon Love (Big B)
If half of Big B's young guns play like Ray Rice last year, Macon will once again contend for the title. But that's a BIG "if." Until guys like Foster, Charles, Best, Crabtree, Wallace, and Lou Nanne prove themselves in the regular season, the Love will not move up in the rankings based solely on their status as 3-Time Defending Champions.