I’ll start out this newletter with the Quote of the Week
“I'm being serious when I write this. I don't want you to think that I am joking.”
-B. Frye 2010
This is how everyone felt about Week 4. There is never any joking when it comes to Fantasy football. This week 4 will be remembered like the JFK assignation or 9/11 or when CCD first discovered BBQ chicken wings..excuse me boneless BBQ chicken wings or Fryx and his porn mags. Weeks like these are what made our league what it is today.
THE BATTLE OF WR BOWL
CCD (73) vs Bombers (60) Both these teams came in on a high…I have no idea why one is starting Chad Henne as his QB and the other well his highest scoring player was someone he picked up a few weeks ago. The great fact about this game is that if you combine the teams 5 WR pts you get a total of 3 pts…Two WR on Sabers team put up goose eggs…Has that ever happened before…And one of CCD bench WR outscore all of both teams receivers by 14 pts…One vs 6…Coaching change
THE BATTLE OF THE WORST
Crotch Lake (81) vs Moorehead Please (64)
Fryx gets his first win of the year, stand proud Fryx…I wouldn’t say your team is good, but I would say you have been unlucky…Oh wait nevermind luck doesn’t happen in fantasy football its skill…(Last years big debate with Big B). Swannys team needs something maybe a jumpstart or those deliberator pads or maybe they just need Moorhead…
THE BATTLE OF THE BULDGE
CCC (93) vs Graball my Balls (100)
By far the closest game of the Week, down 11 coming into Monday nights game Willey was sitting in his dark room stroking the draft dominator and praying the Green-Ellis would fall on his face…Well once again the dominatrix stepped all over Willey and his team…A good effort Willey, but Schmit just had you by the balls this week. Graball is by far the best 2-2 team in the league putting up consist numbers
THE BATTLE OF THE (COCK OR ENGAGEMENT) RINGS
EWF (69) vs Kona (53)
The only thing really cool that EWF can take away from this game is that they scored 69 pts…Maybe it was Boogie mathematically calculating so his score would come out to 69 to let the league know he was going to propose to Mindy…If that is the case and still being able to get out of this week with a win and have his best 3 players on bye weeks…Touche’ Mr. Gundenemsem…Touche’…As for the Sea Urchins…Braylon Edwards was his high scoers…enough said.
THE BATTLE OF JOHN KUHN BOWL
Macon Love (75) vs Dewey Decimals (101)
The picture speaks 1,000 words…No wonder why B was so upset! Cute Couple!
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