Week 7

Week 7 brought many to there knees to pray to the fantasy football God’s to help them win this week…Some prayers were answered while others left in the whims of the sky! Are you kidding me, 7 out of 10 teams scored over 90 points and even more suprising one of the teams was Fryx’s team.

Kenny Britt, Darren McFadden and Roddy White welcome to Week 7! Week 7 brought out some of the most unlikely heroes, but it also brought out many close games coming down late into Monday night. The Whisper around the league that I never thought I would hear was, “I hope I’m not playing Fryx’s team next week”! What!?!? Did you say the Crotch Lake Crumbs? Yes I did! The Crotch Lake got its itch on and put up some huge numbers along with the Graballs and Brooklyn, but they had to sweat it out a little on Monday night too! Here is the week recap…Grab on to your seats (Saber you can grab your lotion)

Crotch Lake Crumbs 136 pts (3-4) vs Crotch Crescent Chupababra
There were two battles going on in the match up the Fantasy Football Crotches and the size of the Crotches…I think you know what I am going to say next…Yep Fryx won both! He team puts up some pretty solid numbers all around 24,17,14,34,17,21,1,8=A huge Crotch bulge. If he can do that every week just think how good his team would be..Don’t ever count Fryx out of any Fantasy League or Crotch Bulge Contest. Even the draft dominator couldn’t predict Romo breaking his shoulder and the Cowboys being 1-5. I don’t want to be the one to say it…but Willey will be looking to trade for a QB cause the dominator never told him to pick up a back-up.

Bombers 121 (4-3) vs Moorehead (115) 2-4-1
Just when you think Saber shouldn’t be a 3-3 team he go and does something like this and completely solidifies why he shouldn’t be a 4-3 team…If it wasn’t for McFadden and his 43 pts, Saber team might not even have beaten Big B’s team…I know we say this about Sabers team every year, but this team is by far the most over-rated 4-3 team to set foot in the FFFL in the leagues history. Swanny’s team should be 4-3 , but sometimes luck isn’t on your side..(or Skill as Big B calls it). Swanny’s balanced attack wasn’t enough for the Bombers, but I know he made Saber sweat or head to Sheik’s to relax during the game last night. In my opinion Saber got lucky and his team is garbage..

Graball 120 pts (3-4) vs EWF 100 (4-3)
Its tough to see a team score a 100 pts and lose espically since they had two guys going on Monday night, but with the fall of Romo it pretty much ended EWF chances of capturing the victory. As we move forward we will see what happens to Miles Austin without Romo. This is a time for real soul searching in the EWF front office. As for Graball, its about damn time he gets some luck on his side…One of the highest scoring teams In the league and before this week only had two wins…He is on track and ready to take on anyone..Well that is if Kenny Britt keeps scoring 40 pts a game, he’ll be fine! Nice work Graball!

Macon Love 66 pts (3-3-1) vs Kona 58 pts (4-3)
Ok so this was a battle of two teams who don’t even deserve to be in this newsletter…You want to talk about bad 4-3 teams or even worse 3-3-1 teams..Look no further. If you combined both of these teams scores you still wouldn’t have beaten Fryx’s team this week. Roy Williams scores two touchdowns last week and this week gets zero points. I don’t really know what to say about these teams!

Dewey Decimals 94 pts (5-2) vs CCD 60 pts (3-4)
This game was a game where both coaches wanted Cutler to do well, but that didn’t happen and so benefitting from having two men on buy and a injured star receiver the Decimals hung on to victory and moved atop of the league…Thanks CCD…This week you can pick up Mike Wallace!

with Love Co-Commish TP