Boogie's Week 2 Rankings

The results from Week 1 really shook up both the USA Today and AP rankings. In fact, this was the first time ever where a team jumped from #10 to #1 in one week.

1. Macon Love (1 - 0)
It's hard to argue against 115 points. In related news, there's a good chance that if Big B and Ellena have a baby boy, his name is going to be Arian Jamaal Frye.

2. Dewey Decimals (1 - 0)
TP whined about being "stuck with" Ochocinco on the night of the auction, but after the Artist Formerly Known as Chad Johnson put up 21 points in Week 1, he's singing a different tune. Specifically, he's been singing "Living La Ochocinco" to the tune of "Living La Vida Loca."

3. Kona Sea Urchins (1 - 0)
Chris Johnson. Enough said.

4. Brooklyn Bombers (1 - 0)
Talk about a scare! No, Saber's game wasn't that close. But if Tom Brady would have been seriously injured in that car accident, I'm not sure Saber would have ever been able to recover emotionally.

5. Graball My Balls (0 - 1)
Not bad for the new guy. His 92 points were the third highest in the league. Will he be able to keep it up all season long, or was this a classic example of Beginner's Luck?

6. Earth Wind and Fire (1 - 0)
Like my personal mentor, Al Davis, once told me: just win, baby!

7. Moorhead Please (0 - 1)
If memory serves me correctly, I think Swanny has now lost six consecutive regular season games. Will he ever win another game?

8. Crotch Crescent Chupacabra (0 - 1)
His team still looks really good on paper. But then again, so did that one girl on match.com that Saber went out with - and I think her real name ended up being Mitch.

9. Crotch Lake Crumbs (0 - 1)
The critics agree: Fryxell's Crotch is slightly worse than Willey's crotch.

10. Cripple Creek CCD (0 - 1)
With Ryan Grant out for the year, CCD is going to need to work some magic. Hopefully he can get in touch with the Amazing Hondo.