Boogie's Week 3 Rankings

Heading into Week 3, we've got a new team atop the rankings: TP's Dewey Decimals!

(For those of you who just fell out of your seats or are rubbing your eyes vigorously because you think you must have misread something, let me repeat that.)

Heading into Week 3, we've got a new team atop the rankings: TP's Dewey Decimals!

1. Dewey Decimals (2 - 0 - 0)
The "staff" at Sheik's has taken a strong interest in the success of TP's team, likely due to the fact that there's a good chance some of them will share in the winnings.

2. Macon Love (1 - 0 - 1)
The only team in the League with more than 200 total points. Just imagine how many points they'd have if Big B would actually start Jahvid Best.

3. Graball My Balls (1 - 1 - 0)
The most balanced team in the League. (Six of his starters are projected to score between 12 and 22 points this week.) As long as Jason doesn't have to go to his bench, the Balls will be tough to handle.

4. Earth Wind and Fire (2 - 0 - 0)
Whenever his QB puts up 35+ points like he did in Week 2, a victory for J Boogie is Schaub-omatic.

5. Kona Sea Urchins (1 - 1 - 0)
Will the real Chris Johnson please stand up? If CJ plays like he did in Week 1, Kav will likely win his division. If CJ plays like he did in Week 2, Kav will likely miss the playoffs.

6. Brooklyn Bombers (1 - 1 - 0)
Will Darren McFadden be Saber's savior? Or a starting RB on a team that is so bad Darren McFadden is in its starting line-up?

7. Cripple Creek CCDs (1 - 1 - 0)
How long will CCD wait for Favre to break out of his funk? Also, how long will CCD keep the practical joke up of owning Bernard Berrian on his "fantasy" team?

8. Moorhead Please (0 - 1 - 1)
Swanny is such a big fan of the new playoff rule, that he is apparently going to try not to win any games this year while still scoring enough points to qualify for the postseason. So far, so good. He has the 5th highest point total in the League, but he is one of only three teams without a victory.

9. Crotch Lake Crumbs (0 - 2 - 0)
Once again, the two Crotch franchises find themselves at the bottom of the rankings. Fryxell gets a sympathy vote for 9th place because his opponents have scored a total of 211 points (the next highest total is 184).

10. Crotch Crescent Chupacabra (0 - 2 - 0)
With injuries to Ryan Matthews and Michael Turner, Willey's squad needs to get healthy in a hurry. Otherwise...when does the 2011 Draft Dominator go on sale?